The End is Nigh!?!?

I wanted to know who was going to bail me out. Apparently it's the Republicans!?!

"'The bailout we are interested in is bailing out the American taxpayer,' said Rep. Jeb Hensarling, R-Texas, chairman of the conservative Republican Study Group."

Wow. The Republicans want to help, lil' ole, working class me.

"According to the group, the solution to the financial meltdown is to lower capital gains and corporate tax rates to get money off the sidelines and into the economy."

Oh wait. They want to keep bending lil' ole, working class me over!
No thanks!
(I knew they were assholes!)

Got Bailouts?

Bear Stearns.
Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.
AIG.
What about me? Who's gonna bail me out?

My aching head! My aching stomach!

Gustav. Evacuation. Damage. Head aches. Gut aches. Ike. Government failure. Stolen car. Insurance "issues." Pains. But, what has made me insane is this:

What is this? A crowd. A crowd? Yes. A very special crowd these are supporters of this:

What is this? Sarah Palin. Palin? A governor. Alaska. Alaska? Alaska:

Fun Alaska fact: Dog mushing is the official state sport.

And before that? Mayor of this:

Fun fact: Population then, about 6,300.

And before that, this:

Second runner up in the 1984 Miss Alaska pagent.

Next this:

I just don't fuckin' get it. I just don’t understand.