The End is Nigh!?!?

I wanted to know who was going to bail me out. Apparently it's the Republicans!?!

"'The bailout we are interested in is bailing out the American taxpayer,' said Rep. Jeb Hensarling, R-Texas, chairman of the conservative Republican Study Group."

Wow. The Republicans want to help, lil' ole, working class me.

"According to the group, the solution to the financial meltdown is to lower capital gains and corporate tax rates to get money off the sidelines and into the economy."

Oh wait. They want to keep bending lil' ole, working class me over!
No thanks!
(I knew they were assholes!)