One of my favorite shows is What Not to Wear on the cable channel TLC. For those of you out there who don't know what What Not to Wear is about (which is probably most of you), it is a reality television show where Stacy and Clinton, the show's hosts, take a person who has no fashion sense, i.e. everyones' grandmother or great aunt Irma, and give them $5,000 for a shopping spree. But wait, there's a catch. Irma has to give all of her clothes to Stacy and Clinton, and watch they throw the clothes in a trash can. But, in the end, Stacy and Clinton go shopping with Irma and find the perfect clothes for her. Trust me, you will not recognize Irma when you see her again.
With that in mind, imagine my shock when I read that the RNC gave my girl, Sarah, a make over. They bought her and her family a whole new wardrobe. But when the RNC shops they do it in style. Price tag for Sarah et. al.? $150,000!!!
Great Aunt Irma--$5,000 to make her look good. Sarah Palin--$150,000 to make her look good. Maybe the RNC should have asked Stacy and Clinton and save $145,000!
Thursday, October 23, 2008
What Not to Wear
Monday, October 13, 2008
My Girl! My Girl! My Girl!
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That's right--I love Sarah!
Without a doubt, she is the best thing to happen to America since Wonder Bread. I think she truly represents the best of the American heartland--ignorance, lack of curiosity, lack of compassion, anti-education, anti-culture, zenophobia, racist, etc. etc. etc. At her rallies, she allows the crowds to rear their beautiful heads, expose their true selves, express there inner desires. It recently came to a head when at one of her rallies when a member of the crowd shouted "Kill him!" meaning Obama. Considering her corporatist values and the way she is able to rally her base, it is obvious that she is exposing the ugly fascist underbelly of red state America.
It's interesting some of the things she accuses Obama of -- anti-Americanism, socialism, elitism, etc. etc. etc. makes me want to vote for him even more!
But this doesn't mean I don't love Sarah. Oh, can't you imagine her in her Nazi garb, Luger in one hand, Bible in the other, wearing a short, short skirt? Of course you can.
