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That's right--I love Sarah!
Without a doubt, she is the best thing to happen to America since Wonder Bread. I think she truly represents the best of the American heartland--ignorance, lack of curiosity, lack of compassion, anti-education, anti-culture, zenophobia, racist, etc. etc. etc. At her rallies, she allows the crowds to rear their beautiful heads, expose their true selves, express there inner desires. It recently came to a head when at one of her rallies when a member of the crowd shouted "Kill him!" meaning Obama. Considering her corporatist values and the way she is able to rally her base, it is obvious that she is exposing the ugly fascist underbelly of red state America.
It's interesting some of the things she accuses Obama of -- anti-Americanism, socialism, elitism, etc. etc. etc. makes me want to vote for him even more!
But this doesn't mean I don't love Sarah. Oh, can't you imagine her in her Nazi garb, Luger in one hand, Bible in the other, wearing a short, short skirt? Of course you can.
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